Better way to invest your only savings than Apple iPhone, Cambodian real estate
and even a collection of My Little Pony's commodities!
«Wanna play? Let's play!» — Alexander Kuritsyn, Hollywood actor
We are the homemade investment fund, specializing in the high-risk and low-meaning cryptocurrency operations. We're not just amateurs, our analytics are highly experienced professionals in the field of the edge-cutting SotA crypto schemes.
FTX in 2022, OneCoin, BitConnect — name it, and you can bet we've been there, making absolutely ridiculous profits; many of those were proudly marked by "the minus" sign.
Our trading model is based on the two astounding algorithms, which are inspired by a highly protected know-how of another group of people we met at the investor's party last year.
Meet our hyper technological trading bots — Boris and Funtique.
Being as hard to predict as the character from the famous movie, «Boris the Fade» is consistently making profits for the sake of anyone's else except for us.
Funtik is a character from a children's cartoon from the times of the USSR. A spontaneous childish piglet, not mature enough to take responsibility for his actions. We have nothing to add.